ClopinKingOfGypsies

So, a blind man walks into a bar and says, "Guys, I have a Hufflepuff joke for you." The bar tender says. "Sir, I myself am a Hufflepuff, the two aurors to your right are both Hufflepuffs, and the ministry worker on your left is a Hufflepuff. Do you really want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"

The blind man looks appalled and says, "Merlins beard, no. Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"

Clopin, prince of the Gypsies, is being forced to marry a girl he doesn't know. The goal of this, is to bring the two tribes together, so that the fighting will stop. Much like regular society, their own societies have their battles.

Your character, a princess of the other tribe, is to be brought to the court of miracles, where we will be wed. *further plot can be discussed based on your characters personality and acceptance of the situation* I think we could have some fun with this one.

So it's been quite a while since I've drawn anything, most of my stuff I've done are photomanips, it's been a few years since I actually drew anything, aaaaand now for school cause I'm going into graphic design I have to draw a bunch of stuff. Needless to say, I'm quite a bit rusty.

12:25pm: 360 starts making grinding noise again
1:45pm: Loki knocks DS Lite off the dresser and cracks the screen
3:20pm: PSP won't power on
4:48pm: Bus bench breaks
4:52pm: iPod touch pad stops working
6:19pm: Camera won't process batteries
6:25pm: Lap Top gets red lines through the screen

ANYTHING ELSE WANNA BREAK ON ME TODAY?! SERIOUSLY!!!!!

My lap top screen is broken …. on the phone with tech support …. FUCK REALLY!? For them to help me OVER THE PHONE it's going to cost me $59.99 for the ONE TIME OVER THE PHONE SERVICE HELP for them to talk me through how to fix it … OOORRRRRRR I could spend $99.99 and I can call them all I want over the year! I've only phoned them ONCE in 5 years! FUCK THAT I AM NOT PAYING $60 FOR A GUY TO TALK TO ME THAT DOESN'T EVEN GET PAID THAT MUCH IN THE TIME IT TAKES HIM TO FIGURE IT OUT!!!!! On top of the fact that if it doesn't work over the phone, I still have to pay that fee, PLUS the cost of the repair if I have to send it in, which will be $400-$500 FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK YOU HP! YOU CAN TAKE YOUR LAPTOPS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR NON ENGLISH SPEAKING ASS HOLES!!!!!!!  AND LEARN SOME FUCKING ENGLISH!!!!!


((Please keep in mind I'm not trying to be racist, but if you are working for an English Tech Support line, you should know english, not request for me to talk like I"m talking to a two year old that can't understand what I am saying. Like honestly .... how do you get O from L?! ))